Order of Chaos Review Part 1

Finally my waiting was useful so that's 2 good things the day before my birthday. First I get accepted into Temple University's Japan Campus and I get to review Order of Chaos!! Once again from card 1 to card 80 I can't wait to type these reviews I'll get pictures too just I'm doing a big DL right now so ya... oh and DN doesn't have the cards yet so I can't test em right now. Without Further ado press Read More so I can make this front page not as ugly.

Gonna stop at 6 cards today because I want to review Archetypes all in one day and well I haven't gotten to test much regarding Photon and others.
FIRST:
Kuriboh, Winged Kuriboh, Kuribon, Kuribolt!!!

Kuribolt
LIGHT
Level 1
Thunder/Effect
During your Main Phase, activate by selecting 1 Xyz Monster with Xyz Material(s). Remove 1 Xyz Material from the selected monster, and Special Summon 1 "Kuribolt" from your deck. This card cannot be used as Synchro Material Monster.
300/200

REVIEW: I want 3 of these somehow!!! IT's just that CUTE!!! But in all seriousness it's pretty darn good considering what it does... Opponent got an annoying Hope on the field... Kurbolt it until it can be run over by Kuribolt or the Rank 1 you make. Or use it on your own Gemknight Pearl to make a Rank 1 like Galaxy Queen or Super Star Mira or even omg BABY TIRAGON!!! It can't be synced with but that's not important.

NEXT:
What exactly is this?

Darklone
DARK
Level 1
Fiend/Effect
Activate this effect when this card is Normal Summoned successfully. The Level of face-up monster you control is increased by 1 and they are treated as DARK until the End Phase.
100/100

REVIEW: Wierd looking but sorta cute but eh... it's terrible... I don't think you want to Normal Summon this card... it's cool because it makes all your monsters DARK but ugh... I guess the Level increase is cool but only if you can make a Rank 2 using the summoned Darklone... There are better cards for the same things...



NEXT:
Black Magician, Black Magician Girl, Gagaga Magician, could it be Gagaga Girl!!!

Gagaga Girl
DARK
Level 3
Spellcaster/Effect
Activate by selecting 1 face-up "Gagaga Magician" you control. The Level of this card becomes the same Level as the selected "Gagaga Magician". Also an Xyz Monster gains the following effect: if this card and nothing but "Gagaga" Monster(s) are used as Xyz Material Monster: ●When this Xyz Summon is successful, you can activate this effect by selecting 1 Special Summoned monster your opponent controls. The ATK of the selected monster becomes 0.
100/800

Review: WOW super long effect can't wait to see TCG version lol but I love dat art lol. This card is a nutshell is useful in that with Gagaga Magician you can make Any Xyz from Level 1-8 well 1 only if you control 2 Gagaga Girl... Past Gagaga Magician though this card is useless... If you do manage to make a Xyz you can do what you want... but eh...

NEXT:

Hurry Hurry Hurry! Hurry!! Hurry!!! (Yum gotta love that Alucard)

Gogogo Giant
EARTH
Level 4
Rock/Effect
When this card is successfully Normal Summoned, you can Special Summon 1 "Gogogo" monster from your Graveyard in face-up Defense Position. Afterwards, change this card's Battle Position to Defense Position. Also, when this card attacks, it is changed to Defense Position at the end of the Battle Phase.
2000/0

REVIEW: Well I like this card... because a Gogogo deck is somewhat possible... If you think about it that's a pretty good idea... dead Giants or Golems become 1 card Xyz summons. It's also EARTH and Rock so indirectly gives Rock Stun a little support as this is a good beater when backed up with Pachy or Guardian... But in General this card ain't bad at all. NOTE: In comparison to the rest of this set though this card is pretty mediocre... I'll get to the good stuff in a few days time.

NEXT:
Do you all mind if I skip Zexal Weapon - Unicorn King Spear? I mean the card is terrible and really only useful in that it makes your Hope Ray a 4400 beater that negates catastor and galaxy eyes... even this is card is pretty terrible... I'm not even going to put up a picture just remember it is LIGHT and a BEAST with 1900 ATK and 0 DEF... Lumenize, Honest, Horn of the Phantom Beast all love this card.

NEXT:
It's a Shark no it's an Octopus no it's Sharktopus!
Sharktopus
WATER
Level 4 (UGH)
Fish/Effect
When this card is destroyed by an opponent's monster by battle and sent to the Graveyard, you can equip this card treated as an Equip Card to that opponent's monster. The ATK of the monster equipped with this card by this effect becomes 0, and that monster cannot change its Battle Position.
1600/800

REVIEW: I would make sweet love with a Level 3 version of this card not that it's good but that I could do more things with it but regardless Royal Swamp Eel + Sharktopus = Stardust/Hope if that helps anyone... I think Coelacanth isn't terrible right now even though it lost it's FTK/OTK (all of them) it can still murder thanks to Xyz and Synchros.

Well tomorrow I'll review Every Single Photon Monster and All the Armored Ninja so 10 monsters total... Then I'll review all the Inzecters (going in Set Order of course not skipping anything) and the 2 Wind-Ups... Then I'll Review The new Evol stuff and the Broke Ninjas,  Then I'll Review the rest of the Non-Archetype Monsters (most of which are greatness)... Then the Extra Deck monsters... Then half the Spells... Then the Other Half... Then All the Traps... so around 8 Reviews total lol.