How to L2P Childrens Card Games

Occasionally while browsing a forum for Yugimonz you will see someone say L2P well this means Learn to Play.  And as a result I will tell you all how to Learn to Play correctly so that you don't suffer a horrid defeat at a evil evil specific ruling or just a horrid mistake.

Step 1: Once you've learned how the basics and have built a deck you must constantly use that deck until you can name off every card and effect in the deck by heart and know every combo the deck has with itself.

Step 2: Go to a local tournament or something and duel there lose or win doesn't matter but you will undoubtedly discover key weaknesses in your deck and playstyle.

Step 3: Go about trying to correct those weaknesses first by rebuilding the deck and then by trying different playstyles to see which fits the deck and you best.

Step 4: Play more and more until you have the power to switch playstyles when necessary (You don't want to be conservative when you can win the duel on the spot... You also don't want to be aggressive when you know there are 2 or more reverse cards on the field...)

Step 5: Once you can once again recite your entire deck by heart find a friend and teach them how to play the same way you learned in my older article (This will no doubt make you feel stronger as a duelist by having an apprentice lol)

Step 6: Now duel that same friend many many times until you know his/her deck inside and out and then go study... (Yes I mean literally go study online what the best cards for each of your decks are and what you can run in your newly created side decks to beat the decks that stop yours.)

Step 7: You now are no longer an Amateur but rather a Duelist!!!

Step 8: ??????????

Step 9: PROFIT!!!! No actually you can now freely waste money online on cards you need and waste cards you don't need on trading for cards you need... Once you have the cards you need to make your decks and sidedecks as perfect as can be by the internet's standards (hopefully a place like pojo where people are evil and will pick your soul apart of any weakness! (or they will say dumb crap and you can say "lolpojo")).

Step 10: Now! It is your time to begin your legend!!! No actually you are just going to enter a rather large tournament and get your butt handed to you...

Step 11: Now! It is really your time to begin your real legend!!!! No actually you are just going to enter another large tournament and get in the top 25%...

Step 12: Now! It is truly your time to begin the ultimate Duelist Legend!!!!! No actually you are just going to enter an YCS or Regional again and this time get top 8...

Step 13: You are now not just a Duelist but a Professional Duelist!!!! Not really you are just a nerd who plays games meant for children and you sicken me...

Step 14: You now can learn about the OCG and start crying about OCG rulings and new cards and that all the exclusives are broken and that this game is horrible (When in reality this game is epicly awesome and OCG is not the future) and you will quit to Magic or Naruto or Pokemon... Then 5 years later you will come back and have to start from step 1 again.... Unless you just don't quit and love the game you spent so much time on like myself (More than half my life)...