So I'll go in set order starting with PHSW- JP001 to PHSW - JP015
Earth
Level 1
Beast
150/2050
For a first card in the set this is very different than normal because Normal Monsters go first in the set over the Main Characters new Effect Monsters. (We rarely have normal monsters nowadays.) This cards art is just wierd... a background of pretty hearts and pretty colors with a retarded bunny in the middle drooling everywhere and just being fat in general.
This card though is a level 1 Beast Normal Monster which is nice and then you see it's stats and chuckle... anyone remember Charcoal Inpachi? This is a better version of that due to typing and only have 50 less defense but actually has attack points.
NEXT: MORE RABBITS!!!!
Light
Level 8
Dragon
A mutated version of a dragon that lives in a snow field. Its prey can't escape it because of its big ears, which can catch sounds that are several kilometers away, and its extraordinary jumping ability.
2950/2900
This is such an awesome card for one reason alone it's a Rare Blue-Eyes White Dragon style monster.... and strictly speaking as a pure monster this card is better than Blue-Eyes White Dragon but Blue-Eyes has actual support cards and this doesn't... Once DN is updated I'll build decks using every card in the set which will be funsies. I love it's flavor text if Yugioh cards had more condensed text so that cards weren't so stupid long all cards should have flavor text it makes me like MTG more than necessary lol (Though Cardfight Vanguard's flavor text is beastly)
NEXT:St-St-Stuttering Problem
Light
Level 3
Thunder/Effect
If this card battles with an opponent's monster, that monster cannot attack as long as it is face-up on the field.
1200/1400
Awesomenesslysucky... What is the point of this card? To suicide so that an opponent's monster can't attack? I mean I even was able to build an Achaacha Archer deck that semi-worked but a deck even using this card is bad...
NEXT: OOOH This is a Japanese Xanth now or something? (I hope someone gets this joke)
Needle Swordsman
Wind
Level 1
Warrior/Effect
When this card inflicts Battle Damage to your opponent's Life Points, return all face-up cards in your opponent's Spell/Trap Cards Zone to their owner's hand.
300/600
Ugh... Baby Toragon makes this card useable lol but otherwise it's bad... I mean really Opti-Camouflage Armor so it can attack directly... swing against a clear field to get rid of a Oppression or something...
NEXT: OHHH is this really Xanth? Where's King Dor? (Once again the joke is the Japanese name)
Shadow Lizard
Dark
Level 4
Reptile/Effect
This card cannot be Normal Summoned or Set.This card can only be Special Summoned when you successfully Normal Summon a Level 4 Monster. This card cannot be used as Synchro Material Monster.
1100/1500
Needless to say this card is not bad at all... Throw it in to a deck and you can Xyz at will... Dark and Reptile aren't bad traits either it allows a more Chaos oriented Worm deck (Normal Xex Special This drop Yagan... Reset Yagan... Xyz for Hope to protect Yagan...)
NEXT: Oooh finally more retarded plant stuff for no reason... Except Yuma used it...
Earth
Level 1
Plant/Effect
You can discard 1 "Growing Pinecone" from your hand: Special Summon this card from your hand.
200/400
Uh.... Discard 1 Specific Card to special summon this card... it's cool but if it said from the grave it would be greatness... but in a deck that runs 3 of this and 3 Growing Pinecone it can be pretty rediculous... Turn 1... Special Fallen Cone and Growing Pinecone so that's a 2 for 2... Normal Glow-up so that's a 1 for 1... Sync for Formula plus 1... revive Glow-up sync for formula plus 1... so you are back to 5 cards in hand but you also now have a 4 card graveyard. It can be good but if they made a Rank 1 Xyz that only takes 2 Level 1's it would be great in Plants
NEXT: No point in saying next i basically reviewed it so I'll just put a picture and it's stats.
Earth
Level 1
Plant/Effect
When this card is discarded to the Graveyard by the effect of "Fallen Cone". Special Summon it from your Graveyard.
400/200
NEXT: Shark has some really nice cards I must admit.
Water
Level 3
Fish/Effect
When a face-up Fish-, Sea-Serpent or Aqua-Type Monster you control is selected as attack target, activate by removing from play this card in your Graveyard. Negate the attack of that attacking monster, and until your next End Phase it loses 500 ATK. The effect of "Killer Frilled Shark" can only be used once per turn.
700/1500
Wow... This is actually really good. It's a Necro Gardna for Fish and it weakens your opponent's monster by more than enough for a kill most of the time. It's also one of your prime Xyz Material monsters in the deck due to it being useful after being dropped as a material...
NEXT: Fish Xyz so stupidly (Note: We already have Coelacanth nonesense lol)
Water
Level 3
Fish/Effect
When you successfully Normal Summons or Special Summons a Fish-, Sea-Serpent- or Aqua-Type Monster, you can Special Summon this card from your hand. This card cannot be used as Synchro Material Monster.
200/1000
Rediculous... A dopplewarrior for Fish (No tokens or Synchros but who cares we can Xyz) No more needs to be said.
NEXT: This card is one of the few cards that work like Dandylion with Xyz (Dandy counts because it doesn't care how or from where it is sent to the graveyard)
Water
Level 3
Fish/Effect
When this card is sent to the Graveyard, activate by selecting 1 face-up monster your opponent controls. The selected monster loses 500 ATK.
1500/100
It's good due to it's 1500 stats which is rediculous for a Level 3 Fish with a beneficial effect... That even works when dropped as an Xyz Material. but there are better cards you will be using like the Frilled Shark.
NEXT: The Poster Child and biggest monster in the entire set and once again a better blue-eyes just without the support!!!!
LIGHT
Level 8
Dragon/Effect
This card can be Special Summoned (from your hand) by Releasing 2 Monster you control with 2000 ATK or more. During the Battle Step this card battles with an opponent's monster, you can remove from play this card and that 1 opponent's monster. The monsters removed from play by this effect are returned to the field at the end of the Battle Phase. If that removed monster was an Exceeds Monster, this card gains 500 ATK x the number of Exceeds Material Monsters under that opponent's monster when it was removed from play.
3000/2500
WOW This card is just stupid good... think about it and don't look at the Special Summon requirements... This card can be summoned by tributing any 2 monsters... It can also be Special Summoned however you want... It can also be Special Summoned by it's own effect... I'm going to build a deck around this card on DN once it's out on there (Probably in 3 days but we need Xyz on there like now considering they are out so if it isn't up to date it just will slowly die). Alright so this cards effect activates during the Battle Step of the Battle Phase meaning upon declaration... The turn player also retains priority to activates effects meaning that Mirror Force can be dodged it seems lol. This card also resets that monsters existence back to it's base values meaning Xyz lose their materials and become nearly useless aside from being weaker beaters than this... Also if it was an Xyz this monster gains a maximum of 1500 an average of 500-1000 and a minimum of 0. And those monsters won't come back until the End of the Battle Phase so that means your other monsters just got free hits in.
NEXT: Photon isn't quite an archetype but rather a loose gathering of related cards.
LIGHT
Level 4
Warrior/Effect
When this card is successfully Special Summoned, you can Special Summon 1 "Daybreaker" from your hand.
1700/0
(Witch of the Black Forest isn't coming back) This card is really nice especially with another 2 cards I'll review another day. Imagine!! You are a spirit on the Planet Cray and whoops wrong game. This card can swarm if you swarm with it lol. It's not bad and it's an Honest target which I hope doesn't go above 1 because there a new Honest or two later in the set.
NEXT: Oooooh Sinister Serpents less broken brother that can't miss timing yay
Light Serpent
LIGHT
Level 3
Reptile/Effect
If this card is sent from the hand to the Graveyard, you can Special Summon this card from the Graveyard. This card cannot be used as Synchro Material Monster.
1200/800
Card is really really nice it can be summoned nearly by anything especially an Xyz I'll show later in about 2 days. It's also really good with Hand Destruction because now Hand Destruction isn't a pure minus.
NEXT:
LIGHT
Level 3
Thunder/Effect
This card can atack your opponent directly. When this card inflicts Damage to your opponnent's Life Points through this effect, it is destroyed.
900/900
This card is pretty bad but it is level 3 but the direct attack draw back is pointless... Watt's don't have that Drawback and are better than it.
Just saying, Plasma Ball's use is primarily to summon the Meklord Emperors in the very same battle phase it attacks, It's basically -900 opponent life points while getting a bigger monster (Granel/Skiel/Wisel) onto the field at the same time.
LAST: Wow already that's 15 I'll do probably a few more fun things tonight so that tomorrow will look prettier
LIGHT
Level 3
Beast/Effect
During the turn this card is successfully Normal Summoned, while this card is face-up on the field, neither player can activate Trap Cards
1300/600
This is why Plasma Ball shouldn't have been made when you have this better alternative... This card is a one turn Jinzo... (And like Jinzo you can only negate it you can't respond to it's summon with a Trap).
Well I'm proud of myself and if you don't like my reviews please tell me and give your alternate review I'll edit this post with it... comments are great aren't they I like receiving comments from my viewers so please continue to do so.
